Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I\'m a bachelor." 杰克骑车摔伤,得住院治疗.一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填.仞杰克填好递上表格"还有什么漏填的?"护士问. "有!"杰克想了想说,"我是个单身汉."
Jack fell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill
forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor." 杰克骑车摔伤，得住院治疗。一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填。仞杰克填好递上表格"还有什么漏填的？"护士问. "有！"杰克
Wife: You see. According to the statistics on the paper,80% of those who have
died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol。
Husband: It's okey. To my investigation, all the people eat meals。
"Excuse me, but the seat you've taken is mine."
"Yours? Can you prove it?"
"Yes, I put a cup of ice cream on it."
One day, Eve asked Adam, "Do you really love me?"
Adam said helplessly, "Do I have any other choice?"
"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in
"That’s terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"
"No, but I am always thirsty!"
A Useful Way
Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?
Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad。
Father: What"s that got to do with it?
Jack: I forgot to wash the apple。
Kate: Mom, do you know what I"m going to give you for your birthday?
Mom: No, Honey, what?
Kate: A nice teapot。
Mom: But I"ve got a nice teapot。
Kate: No, you haven"t. I"ve just dropped it。
The Doctor Knows Better
A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital。
His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is
"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor。
Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I’m not dead. I’m still alive."
"Be quiet,”said the wife. "The doctor knows better than you!"
Waste or Save?
Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don"t you know you are
Jack: Yes, Dad. But I"ve saved you a meal, haven" I?
Why Is He Howling
Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven"t even touched your tooth yet。
Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!